About Us


Born in 2010, Mustard Cartel is here to lace up your platforms, tousle your hair, smear on your lipstick, smile at your enemies, conquer your fears, and dress you up to stomp new territories with attitude.

We live on the internet & are eternally wanderlust, popping up in your backyard only to disappear as fast as we set up shop. You stalk us by following us on Facebook and Instagram to find out where we're showing up next. And we'll stalk you when you hashtag "MustardCartel" on Instagram.